"The Dream Hex" Shows Up Big In Florda's 65-63 NCAA Finals Victory Over Houston
By Dick Burroughs That was an exciting championship game last night...said nobody besides the most delusional Gator fan. That game was stinky. It stunk like funky French cheese found in a cave by hobbyist archeologists. Watching the Florida Gators defeat the Houston Cougars 65-63 on Monday night, felt like watching a bad movie you hoped would get better, so you watch it til the end and immediately regret it. Florida and Houston shot 25% and 24% respectively from the 3pt line, yet they kept on Bubba chucking, and neither team shot better than 40% on 2pt attempts. Houston was doomed off the rip after The Dream nightmare hex was likely put on the team by a random, disgruntled Nigerian in Houston after security wouldn't let Cougars icon Hakeem Olajuwon celebrate with the team, after their 70-67 final-four victory over Duke. That Whoopie Goldberg hand and the words"Til you do right by Dream," immediately come to mind. Was it the Houston Cougars who denied him access? Likely ...
